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$SNIBBU The Crab Market

Bulls run.
Bears maul.
The crab holds.

Snibbu is the character for the market nobody else draws: the sideways one. Bulls and bears fight over direction. The crab holds the range, and he never promised anything else.

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“$SNIBBU loves seeing some sideways action.” Posted by @snibbu_the_crab on 9 August 2024, after a market that had been way up and way down.

01 · The pantheon

Every market has a mascot. Only one is right most days.

Bobo the bear in a tuxedo, sipping champagne in a neon casino
Bear

Bobo

Draws the red candles. Owns the headlines on the way down.

Snibbu in a tuxedo with a glass of wine at a trading terminal reading Continue Crab (Y/N) >Y
Crab

Snibbu

Draws the range. Holds it while the other two wait for a direction.

Mumu the bull in rainbow sunglasses in front of trading screens
Bull

Mumu

Draws the green candles. Owns the headlines on the way up.

The crab market thesis

Live 02 · The market right now

Seven months.
One range.

Since , Bitcoin has traded between and . It opened the stretch at and sits at today, a net move.

See bull, bear and crab side by side
BTC/USDT daily closes · last days · · Binance

03 · Culture

Sideways.

The internet's most honest mascot.

Bulls promise up. Bears promise down. Snibbu promises nothing, and the chart keeps proving him right. That honesty is why the internet keeps drawing him.

Why he matters

04 · The forms

One crab. Every mood of the market.

Rows of Snibbu crabs snipping candles into a flat range
Sideways = crabby
Hooded Snibbu reading a crystal ball
Oracle
Snibbu wearing a jewelled crown
Crowned
Snibbu with a mug of black coffee
Pre-market
Snibbu in a library reading a red book titled Study Sidewards
Study sidewards
Snibbu glowing gold beneath his name on a cracked wall
Ascended
Snibbu with a cigar, feet up beside a tower of cash
Collected
Snibbu in a pinstripe suit with a briefcase
Smug
Muscular Snibbu on a weight bench, flexing
Bulking
Snibbu beneath a glowing galaxy brain
Aware
Snibbu in a spacesuit walking on the moon
Moon mission
Snibbu crying
Capitulation
A giant Snibbu holding Bobo and Mumu between his claws
The hold
Snibbu riding a jet ski through the spray at dusk
Weekend
Snibbu in a black beanie
Off-hours
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Stop asking where it's going. Hold the range.

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