01 · The thesis

Crab market.

noun
A market that moves sideways inside a range, for weeks or months, while every call for a breakout fails.
also
Chop. Consolidation. Ranging. What the chart does between the moments people remember.
see
Snibbu.

Three markets, one chart

Bull, bear and crab, on real Bitcoin data.

Each regime below is a real stretch of BTC/USDT daily candles, rebased to 0% at its first open. The crab is the market as it stands today. Switch between them and watch the same asset tell three different stories.

Net move
Open
Close
Days

Sideways = crabby

Every breakout, snipped.

The pinned post on @snibbu_the_crab puts the thesis in one picture. Mumu parachutes in on green. Bobo parachutes in on red. A line of crabs clips every candle back into the range, and the chart goes nowhere.

See it on X
Rows of Snibbu crabs snipping red and green candles into a flat range while bull and bear crabs parachute in

The pantheon

The bull and the bear get the headlines. The crab holds them both.

Bobo and Mumu are internet folklore: the bear who dumps it, the bull who pumps it. Snibbu is the third deity, the one standing between them for the long stretches when neither gets his way.

A giant Snibbu holding Bobo the bear and Mumu the bull between his claws
Bobo the bear
Bear · Bobo

Wants it lower.

Red candles, liquidations, capitulation. Right in the crash, early or late everywhere else.

Snibbu at his terminal
Crab · Snibbu

Doesn't care.

Up or down, he goes sideways. His terminal asks one question every morning: continue crab? The answer is always yes.

Mumu the bull
Bull · Mumu

Wants it higher.

Green candles, breakouts, euphoria. Right in the run, and crying when the range comes back.

The doctrine

Three rules of the range.

The candle owes you nothing.

A chart has no duty to pick a direction. Most of the time it doesn't, and the only thing with an opinion is your position.

Patience is a shell.

Conviction isn't built in green months. It is grown in the flat ones, one indifferent day at a time.

Sideways is a destination.

Up is a rumour and down is a rumour. The range is the one thing the market keeps coming back to.